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Best Hanukkah Joke and Best New Hanukkah Video

Ever since the first Hanukkah stamp was issued by the U.S. Post Office in 1996, this has been my favorite Hanukkah joke to tell:

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Hanukkah stamps?”
The clerk says, “What denomination?”

“Oh my goodness,” the woman says. “Has it come to this? Okay, give me 16 Orthodox, 22 Conservative, and 12 Reform!”

And now here is the video that is sure to go viral this Hanukkah season, which begins this evening. The Yeshiva University a capella group “The Maccabeats” sing Candlelight to the tune of Taio Cruz’s “Dynomite.” Enjoy!

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